1. You need to rent or buy a separate dwelling just for your yarn, patterns, etc.
2. Your family tiptoes around and is quiet when you are "counting" (lest they end up killed outright for making you lose your stitch count)
3. Herrshners, Annie's Attic, Mary Maxim and the Needlecraft Shoppe all know you by first name only and have memorized your credit card details
4. You cannot go through metal detectors because you have so many hooks stashed everywhere in your luggage, your purse, etc.
5. Strangers mail yarn and unfinished projects to you without asking first.
2. Your family tiptoes around and is quiet when you are "counting" (lest they end up killed outright for making you lose your stitch count)
3. Herrshners, Annie's Attic, Mary Maxim and the Needlecraft Shoppe all know you by first name only and have memorized your credit card details
4. You cannot go through metal detectors because you have so many hooks stashed everywhere in your luggage, your purse, etc.
5. Strangers mail yarn and unfinished projects to you without asking first.
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