You Know you've been crocheting too long when.....

6. You have to explain to non-crafters the difference between crochet and knitting more times than you can count.


7. You can crochet perfectly while fast asleep.


8. Your family decides they've had enough of your hoarding and hooking and has you kidnapped and deprogrammed.


9. You cannot find your family amongst all the boxes and bins of yarn and patterns around your home.


10. Your family files a class action suit charging the yarn manufacturers, pattern publishers, etc. for causing you to abandon them (alienation of affections).